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17 July 2009
5 Minute Management Course
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift..
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager..
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
lots of luff,
SARDER JEE
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
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NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
lots of luff,
Pada suatu pagi, bertanya si isteri pada si suami:
Isteri : Abang tengok jiran kita yg baru pindah tu?
Suami : Kenapa?
Isteri : Tiap pagi sebelum pergi kerja, suami dia akan cium isterinya. Bila pulang kerja, dia akan berikan isterinya sekuntum bunga mawar. Loving betullah mereka. Kenapa abang tak buat macam tu?
Suami : Nak mampus... Mana abang kenal isteri dia?
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Suatu hari sedang Ali minum teh di gerai Mamak yang biasa dikunjunginya, tiba-tiba Mamak gerai tersebut bersorak gembira dan terus datang kepadanya.
Ali : Apa yang suka sangat Mamak ni?
Mamak : Saya bini juga surat India mari.
Ali : Apa dia cakap? Tentu good news....
Mamak: Dalam dia punya surat ada cakap sudah beranak. New baby! Ayo.... saya banyak suka hati la. Saya belanja awak free minum jugak!
Ali : Tahniah! Mamak. Ini kena balik India cepat ni?
Mamak : Ya la, saya sudah tiga tahun tarak balik. Bini pun tadak mari.
Ali : ?????????????
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Di sebuah kedai menjual burung, terdapat 2 ekor burung kakak tua. Kedua burung itu berbeza, yang satu suka bernyanyi dan yang satunya lagi hanya diam saja, datang seorang lelaki ingin membeli burung kakak tua. Ia berkata kepada si penjual burung.
Pembeli : Berapa harga burung kakak tua ini?
Penjual: Kalau yang suka menyanyi itu RM500, sedangkan yang diam itu RM1000.
Pembeli: Ahhh...?? Kenapa yang suka menyanyi lebih murah dari yang diam.
Penjual: Yaa... memang berbeza, yang berharga RM1000 itu ialah pencipta lagunya.
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Seorang gadis yang Bahasa Ingerisnya kacau-bilau... suatu hari terlanggar seorang pelancong US ketika berjalan² di The Mall.
Gadis : ' I'm sorry '
Pelancong : ' I'm sorry, too '
Si gadis kelihatan bingung kerana tidak faham apa yang diperkatakan oleh pelancong itu. Dia meneka2 dan terus menjawab…
Gadis : ' I'm sorry, three '
Pelancong : ' What are you sorry for? '
Gadis : ' I'm sorry, five '
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Seorang lelaki telah pergi ke sebuah kedai kek untuk memesan sebiji kek sempena hari jadi isterinya.
'Apa yang hendak ditulis pada kek ulang tahun ini, Encik?' tanya si gadis manis yang bertugas di kaunter kepada lelaki itu. 'Mmmm, tulis saja 'Sayang tidak bertambah tua' di bahagian atas, kemudian sambung dengan 'Sayang cuma bertambah cantik' di bahagian bawah,' kata lelaki itu.
Esoknya, lelaki itu datang mengambil kek yang ditempahnya itu dan terus membawa pulang ke rumah untuk dipersembahkan kepada isterinya yang tersayang di hadapan tetamu-tetamu yang lain. Dan ketika kek itu dibuka di depan isteri dan tetamu undangan yang lain, lelaki itu setengah pengsan ketika membaca tulisan yang tertera di kek itu:
'SAYANG TIDAK BERTAMBAH TUA DI BAHAGIAN ATAS. SAYANG CUMA BERTAMBAH CANTIK DI BAHAGIAN BAWAH.'
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Suzy menyampaikan hasrat hatinya kepada bapanya untuk berkahwin dengan Robert, jejaka pilihannya yang juga adalah jiran dan teman sepermainannya sejak kecil lagi.
Suzy : Ayah, Robert melamar saya. Kami mahu berkahwin.
Ayah : Apa? Tidak boleh! Kamu boleh berkahwin dengan sesiapa saja kecuali Robert.
Suzy : Tapi mengapa?
Ayah : (Separuh berbisik) Kerana Robert sebenarnya adalah abangmu. Tapi, jangan beritahu ibumu ye! Terkejut dengan jawapan itu, Suzy pergi pula kepada ibunya.
Suzy : Ibu, Ayah melarang saya berkahwin dengan Robert.
Ibu : Tak usah dengar cakap ayah kamu tu. Kamu boleh kahwin dengan sesiapa yang kamu suka termasuk Robert.
Suzi : Tapi kata ayah, Robert itu abang saya. Adik beradik kan tak boleh kahwin.
Ibu : (Separuh berbisik) Hmmm... Ayah kamu pun tak tahu kamu bukan anaknya.
Suzy : Ha!!??!
lots of luff,
26 June 2009
salam people..
pruffss..agen..and agen.i dunno wat to say actually..well m damn bored right now too..m also listening song named "i wanted you"..i tink i have been put this song for my blog's song..n if u guys nda pernah dgr lagu ne..better u listen on it..it's a sweet song..hehe..and now m listening "jangan berhenti mencintaimu" by Titi DJ...it is a lovely song..i love it...hehe..both song ne sesuai didgr while u r in calm n relax situation..bleh laa jwa kamu menghayati tu...hehe..macam dalam SPA ada jwa..hehe
I noe lama dah inda updating my blog ne..just i need idea or something actually mls pun ada jwa..coz i have to edit those pics apa lagi..since my lappy keberatan dah..n i plan to buy external hard disk soon..errmm..dududuuu..nway i watched transformer 2, it was awesome u noe...u ppl better watch it..nda rugi laa baa...menunggu dvd ori lama lagi..ntah bila ka adanya tu..if u watch pirated cd or dvd..jgntah..nda siuk tu...trust me..rugi ada plg tu eh..m nt transformer movie's fan plg..but so far i watched any movie yg ada part 1 o part 2 ne..jarang laa part 2 nya ne more best than part 1...but this movie..wow!! lawa laa..majal jwa udah tu.. most people who have watch it, dey want to watch it agen..ertinya...seronoootttt laa tuh~..hehe
well..tonyt lagi ada function..uwaa!! naaleeehh..i need sumtyn fun ere..anytyn dat are not illegal..and also i need drug now..coz m headache..hmm..nway..i''ll update my blog soon yeaa..go emma..hehe
mwahzz!! mwaahzz!!
pruffss..agen..and agen.i dunno wat to say actually..well m damn bored right now too..m also listening song named "i wanted you"..i tink i have been put this song for my blog's song..n if u guys nda pernah dgr lagu ne..better u listen on it..it's a sweet song..hehe..and now m listening "jangan berhenti mencintaimu" by Titi DJ...it is a lovely song..i love it...hehe..both song ne sesuai didgr while u r in calm n relax situation..bleh laa jwa kamu menghayati tu...hehe..macam dalam SPA ada jwa..hehe
I noe lama dah inda updating my blog ne..just i need idea or something actually mls pun ada jwa..coz i have to edit those pics apa lagi..since my lappy keberatan dah..n i plan to buy external hard disk soon..errmm..dududuuu..nway i watched transformer 2, it was awesome u noe...u ppl better watch it..nda rugi laa baa...menunggu dvd ori lama lagi..ntah bila ka adanya tu..if u watch pirated cd or dvd..jgntah..nda siuk tu...trust me..rugi ada plg tu eh..m nt transformer movie's fan plg..but so far i watched any movie yg ada part 1 o part 2 ne..jarang laa part 2 nya ne more best than part 1...but this movie..wow!! lawa laa..majal jwa udah tu.. most people who have watch it, dey want to watch it agen..ertinya...seronoootttt laa tuh~..hehe
well..tonyt lagi ada function..uwaa!! naaleeehh..i need sumtyn fun ere..anytyn dat are not illegal..and also i need drug now..coz m headache..hmm..nway..i''ll update my blog soon yeaa..go emma..hehe
mwahzz!! mwaahzz!!
04 June 2009
**just keeping reading lol!!**
Aku ada cerita ni... lawak la jugak.. tapi jangan ketawa tau... Aku baru
berkahwin setahun yang lepas dan duduk dengan isteri aku. Kami
duduk berdua sahaja sebab belum dikurniakan anak. Aku ni ada satu
kegemaran-iaitu makantelur rebus.Aku pun tak tahukenapa aku suka
makan telur rebus, sedap agaknya.
Sebelum aku kahwin, aku memang gila telur rebus. Pagi petang siang
malam makantelur rebus. Tapi semenjak aku kahwin ni aku terpaksa
berkorbanlah, iaitu dengan meninggalkan tabiat aku ini. Lama juga aku
dah tak pekena telur rebus ni..sebab orang rumah aku masak
sedap-sedap..so aku dah tak kisah lagilah..
Ceritanya begini, bulan lepas masa aku balik kerja tiba-tiba kereta aku
rosak..akupun telefon bini aku katakan aku balik lambat sebab kena
menapak. Sebab lapar akupun singgah satu kedai makan tu... ada telur
rebus lah.. akupun makan nasi dengan telur rebus.. lepastu aku order
telur rebus lebih lagi untuk diratah.Sebelum balik aku bungkus lagi
10 biji telur rebus untuk makan sambil berjalan balik nanti. Tiba je
kat rumah aku rasa amatlah kenyang.. maklumlah balas dendam
sebab lama tak pekena telur rebus. Sebelum aku masuk kerumah,isteri
aku tiba-tiba cakap dia ada'surprise' untuk aku malam ni. Dia
suruh aku tutup mata dengan kain hitam yang diikat kemas di belakang
kepalaku. Dan dipimpinnya aku sampai ke meja makan.Aku duduk di
kerusi dan isteriku pesan jangan cuba buka ikatan yang menutup mataku.
Aku nak pergi toilet sebab perutku mula buat hal, tapi malaslah nak
spoilkan'surprise' isteriku ini.. Aku pun tahan ler... Tetiba telefon
berbunyi,isteriku pergi mengangkatnya. Apa lagi ada chance aku pun
melepaskan kentut yang ditahan sekian lama.. Fuuuuhhh lega rasanya...
bau boleh tahan...maklumler berapa biji telur dah aku bedal tadi...
Alamak.. ada lagi satu la..aku pun angkat sebelah punggung dan
lepaskan satu das lagi.. bunyinya PROOOTTT!! .. fuh bau jangan
cakap beb..aku pun tak tahan bau dia... aku kipas pakai tangan
angin dia kasi kurang sikit bau dia... adalah macam bau telur
tembelang sikit..
Tetiba aku dengar bunyi telefon berdering lagi... hai lamanya tunggu
isteri aku ni,aku tak sabar lagi ni nak tahu suprise dia ni. Aku terasa
ada lagilah,kali ni memang aku rasa power punyalah.. aku kumpul dulu
kasi padu..lepastu aku bangun, tonggeng sikit dan lepaskan angin
taufan tu...PRRROOOOOTTT!!!!... fuhh lega... bergegar sikit meja
makan dibuatnya...peh tak tahan aku bau dia power gila.. aku tutup
hidung aku.. aku rasa bau dia ada sikit-sikit macam bangkai la.. mau
mati bunga atas meja makan aku ni..sambil tu aku sebut 'ahhhh....
lega...'. Adalah dekat 5 minit baru bau bangka itu hilang..
Lepas tu isteri aku kembali dan minta maaf sebab lambat.. lalu dia kata 'SURPRISE!!'
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!' dan suruh aku buka kain penutup mata aku.. laaa
birthday aku hari ni le... camne boleh lupa ni.. Aku buka le kain
penutup mata aku..mulutku terus melopong... ALAMAK!!! Benda pertama
aku lihat..muka merah padam pak mertua aku, mak mertua aku, adik
ipar aku dua orang,duduk keliling meja makan. Bos aku dengan jiran
sebelah rumah rumah aku pun ada!!. ? jadi aku pun nak kaber malu,
aku tanya la kat pak mertua aku.'dah lama ke pak sampai?'.Dan pak
mertua aku pun jawab.'Dah lama.Sebelum kentut pertama lagi!!'.
lots of luff,The Lawyer and the Chinese
A lawyer and and a Chinese are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
A lawyer and and a Chinese are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The Chinese is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines, and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says.
This catches the Chinese's attention and to keep the
lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
The Chinese doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer?
Now, it's the Chinese's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up.
He wakes up the Chinese and hands him $500. The Chinese pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.
He wakes the Chinese up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?
The Chinese reaches in his pocket, hands the
lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.
Don't mess with Chinese.
lots of luff,
30 May 2009
The Crazy Ah Beng
Why did Kok Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed !
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Kok Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Kok Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Kok Beng : "Give me a green one, please."
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Kok Beng is filling up an application form for a job. He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc. Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the question. After much thought, he writes "Yes"
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Kok Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Kok Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Kok Beng : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Kok Beng : "I'll buy it"
The next day, Kok Beng goes to work with his thermos flask
Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"
Kok Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do ?"
Kok Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
Kok Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"
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After taking photocopies of documents, Kok Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
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Kok Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his picture is being taken.
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Why can't Kok Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
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Kok Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it. When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.
Kok Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me ?!"
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Kok Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear"
"Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But ...... what happened to the other ear ?"
Kok Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back !!!!"
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Kok Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Kok Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE
TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?" Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Kok Beng : "THANK YOU " AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE."
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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime, Kok Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Kok Beng brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL." Kok Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS."
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At a bar in New York , the man to Kok Beng's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE" and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Kok Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Kok Beng replies : "Tan Kok Beng, MARRIED"
lots of luff,
29 May 2009
Peristiwa malang Imam melintasi tiong dalam sangkar Burung Tiong: Ka masjid kita Pa Imam? Imam: Au Tiong Burung Tiong: Merah jua seluar dalam kita Imam: camana kau tau? Burung Tiung: ada lee Imam: (diam dan segera beredar) Esok.........Imam melintas lagi di depan tiong Burung Tiong: Ka masjid kita Pa Imam? Imam: Au Tiong Burung Tiung: kuning tia seluar dalam kita Imam: camana kau tau? Burung Tiung: ada lee Imam: (diam dan segera beredar dengan perasaan geram) keesokannya Imam melintas lagi..... Burung Tiong: gagas jua kita Pa Imam? Imam: apa kau paduli Burung Tiong: atu pun marah...nda penyabar jua kita ani Imam saja Imam: diam kau Tiong: kah! kah! kah! nda pakai seluar dalam kah? style baru ni Imam: ( dalam keadaan marah Imam terus mencukur Tiong sampai habis bulunya) Keesokannya Imam melintas di situ lagi seperti biasa Burung Tiong: pssttt! pssst! Imam: (imam menoleh) apa lagi?... Burung Tiong: kah! kah! kah! nda pemalu kita ah meliat burung telanjang! karang pitutan!
lots of luff
PENGEMBALA KAMBING YANG SANGAL DAN BANGANG
Temubual seorang pemuda dengan pakcik gembala
biri-biri.
Pemuda : Baguslah ternakan biri-biri pakcik. Boleh
saya tanya beberapa soalan tak?
Pakcik : Boleh aje...
Pemuda : Berapa jauh biri-biri ni berjalan setiap
hari?
Pakcik : Yang mana, yang putih atau yang hitam?"
Pemuda : Yang putih.
Pakcik : Kalau yang putih berjalan lebih kurang enam
kilometer setiap hari.
Pemuda : Yang hitam?
Pakcik : Yang hitam pun sama...
Pemuda : Berapa banyak plak rumput biri-biri ni makan
setiap hari?
Pakcik : Yang mana, yang putih atau yang hitam?
Pemuda : Yang putih?
Pakcik : Ah, yang putih makan lebih kurang empat kilo
rumput setiap hari.
Pemuda : Dan yang hitam?
Pakcik : Yang hitam pun sama...
Pemuda : Berapa banyak bulu yang mereka hasilkan
setiap tahun?
Pakcik : Yang mana, yang putih atau yang hitam?
Pemuda : Yang putih?
Pakcik : Aaa...yang putih menghasilkan sekitar enam
kilo bulu setiap tahun.
Pemuda : Dan yang hitam?
Pakcik : Yang hitam pun sama...
Pemuda : Kenapa pakcik membezakan biri-biri pakcik yg
putih dgn yg hitam, padahal jawapan semuanya sama aje?
Pakcik : Mestilah...sebab biri-biri yang putih itu
pakcik yang punya.
Pemuda : Ooo, gitu ke...abis tu yang hitam tu sapa
punya?
Pakcik : Yang hitam pun sama....
**HAHAHAHA..APA KE BENDA NEH???..SANGAL BANAA..MENALOOR MENJAWAB TU EH**
lots of luff,
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