~♥♥ emma's chapter of lyf ♥♥~

There was a Chinese lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient inEnglish, but managed somehow to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever
she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy
pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in
desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the
message and the lady went home with pork legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know
how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to
show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.

The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
She brought her husband to the store........... so what did she do?
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What are you thinking?

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HellOOOooooooOOOooo, her husband speaks English laa!!

lots of luff,